We've told you we've told you how it came to be, now glory your eyes on the dankness of Hell before Doom 3: BFG Edition is released upon the world this Friday.
We sent a team of interns to close the hellmouth that is Bethesda UK's YouTube channel, this is all that came back:
All this bombast is lovely but it does little to compare to how exciting the prospect of playing this on an Oculus Rift is.